Originally Posted on 09/22/07 on a former blog of mine:
How true are these statements?
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your buttand find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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